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Game Sevens!!!
posted by GJ on May 13, 2009 @ 8:10AM
Over the next two nights, there will be three Game Sevens played--I haven't seen anything like this that I can recall. Boston has stormed back from being down 3-1 to Carolina and take on the Canes in Boston Thursday. Anaheim and Detroit have been trading games back and forth. Detroit hosts Anaheim in Detroit Thursday. The Capitals and Penguins are also having a whale of a series--Caps went up 2-0, Pens won three straight, and the Caps forced Game 7 with an OT winner on Monday. Caps are hosting Pittsburg tonight for their final game. All of these games will be on VS (possibly the NHL network for the second game on Thursday, VS will join it in progress if possible). You might want to catch them, even if you don't normally watch hockey. Game Sevens tend to be special affairs, and are steeped in hockey history and tradition. Exciting stuff!
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IIHF Elimination Results / Power Ranking
posted by GJ on May 6, 2009 @ 3:41PM
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| RUSSIA Ivan Drago's rough on Rocky--and next-door neighbours | 2. | 
| CANADA Still great, but not the best way to Finnish | 3. | 
| FINLAND Even when we win, there's something to complain about | 4. | 
| SWEDEN We are Tre Kronor, and we like quarterfinals. :) | 5. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Czechin' 'em off, one by one | 6. | 
| UNITED STATES Do you believe in miracles? Uh, probably not | 7. | 
| LATVIA Thanks for the reality check, Russia, and the help, USA | 8. | 
| BELARUS Prepping trash talk (“Kovalchuk, you're a lousy balalaika player!”) | 9. | 
| SWITZERLAND "And it seems to me he coached this team like a candle in the wind" | 10. | 
| SLOVAKIA miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether? | 11. | 
| NORWAY All the trolls are cheering in the fjords | 12. | 
| FRANCE We won't have quarterfinals, but we'll always have Paris | 13. | 
| DENMARK Bods, you made Gretz proud | 14. | 
| AUSTRIA Boo to Germany! | 15. | 
| GERMANY "AUS! AUS! AUS! Das Spiel ist aus! Deutschland ist Weltmeister, schlägt Ungarn 2 zu 1." | 16. | 
| HUNGARY See you next time (hopefully before 2079) |
Results in the comments.
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IIHF Power Ranking for May 1, 2009
posted by GJ on May 4, 2009 @ 10:49AM
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| CANADA Wham, bam, thank you, Stamkos | 2. | 
| RUSSIA Rah, rah, Kalinin, Russia's greatest goals machine | 3. | 
| FINLAND Oh Kapanen, My Kapanen | 4. | 
| UNITED STATES How do you like them freedom fries? | 5. | 
| SWEDEN 6-5, 6-5...what is this, the 1987 Canada Cup final? | 6. | 
| LATVIA Switzerland, you just got Masalskis-ed | 7. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Strange but true: Blatak has twice as many goals as Jagr | 8. | 
| BELARUS Beating Sweden is more fun, but Norway will do | 9. | 
| SWITZERLAND Can they or canton they? | 10. | 
| SLOVAKIA If Jozef Golonka had played, we would have won | 11. | 
| NORWAY Maybe we'll scare Canada if we dress up like Dimmu Borgir | 12. | 
| FRANCE Mon Dieu, freedom fries are so 2003 | 13. | 
| AUSTRIA Does this other Thomas guy make $7 million too? | 14. | 
| DENMARK Starring Peter Regin as "The Happy Prince" | 15. | 
| GERMANY We can't score, but we look good in lederhosen | 16. | 
| HUNGARY On the bright side, there's no swine flu here yet |
Qualification Round is wrapping up. The Americans need to beat the Swiss today if they plan to keep playing, but even if they do, they won't make it far in the single elimination bracket. There are a lot of good teams out there this year, and the USA isn't one of them. :(
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IIHF Power Ranking #3
posted by GJ on April 30, 2009 @ 4:05PM
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| CANADA More powerful than a Tim Horton's doughnut | 2. | 
| RUSSIA Kovy is kruisin' | 3. | 
| SWEDEN Wow, that was just like playing Finland | 4. | 
| FINLAND Shut up, Sweden--we won too! | 5. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Some guy called "Niko-las" kept scoring on us | 6. | 
| SWITZERLAND Following the Gospel According to Ralph | 7. | 
| UNITED STATES IIHF.com would never question Ron Wilson's integrity | 8. | 
| LATVIA Sorry, Austria (well, not THAT sorry) | 9. | 
| BELARUS We beat Hungary: potato pancakes all around! | 10. | 
| SLOVAKIA Should add Peter Stastny for the next round | 11. | 
| NORWAY Tommy Jakobsen isn't getting older, he's getting better | 12. | 
| FRANCE Forget the Habs--we are the Flying Frenchmen | 13. | 
| DENMARK We've seen this Lars von Trier movie before | 14. | 
| GERMANY Everybody but us can get relegated--how sweet is that? | 15. | 
| HUNGARY Magical Magyars? What Magical Magyars? | 16. | 
| AUSTRIA Two goals in three games? Call Dr. Freud now! |
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IIHF Power Ranking Update
posted by GJ on April 28, 2009 @ 2:27PM
Scores will continue to be posted in the comments. See the previous post for the first three days of action. This one will cover the rest of the preliminary round. Now, on with the power rankings: | 1. | 
| CANADA Against Hungary, Martin St. Louis stood tall | 2. | 
| RUSSIA Everything is proceeding as Klaus Zaugg has foreseen | 3. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Scandinavians are easy! | 4. | 
| FINLAND Ah, but Finns aren't Scandinavians | 5. | 
| UNITED STATES Dustin Brown is playing like a King | 6. | 
| SWITZERLAND Signing with the Isles: $20 million. Beating Germany in OT: Priceless. | 7. | 
| LATVIA WE HAVE THE BEST, NOISIEST, AND BLONDEST FANS!!! | 8. | 
| SWEDEN These former Soviet republics are really starting to get on our nerves | 9. | 
| BELARUS A Mezin grace, how sweet the saves... | 10. | 
| SLOVAKIA Please don't blame the referee | 11. | 
| GERMANY We want a new bylaw--all goalies must be named Dimitri | 12. | 
| DENMARK You can allow five goals a game and win--if you're the '84 Oilers | 13. | 
| NORWAY See Denmark | 14. | 
| FRANCE Never get involved in an ice war in Asia | 15. | 
| HUNGARY Rubbing the Attila the Hun figurine is not working | 16. | 
| AUSTRIA Easy on the Sacher Torte, boys |
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IIHF Power Rankings, Pre-tournament
posted by GJ on April 24, 2009 @ 12:13PM
Yep, it's time for the annual International Ice Hockey Federation World Championship (IIHF, WC) that is half dictated by what teams fail to make the Stanley Cup Playoffs, or are eliminated in the first round or two. Exciting stuff, no doubt. Last year, those dang Russians made off with the title, to the chargin of Canada. No worries, though, the USA really never stood a chance but still managed to finish fairly strong. Well, sort of, if you consider 6th place strong. Hey, at least they haven't been relegated to the lesser divison anytime in recent memory! Anyhow, the tournament just started today, and featured Russia pounding Germany 5-0 and Canada defeating Belarus 6-1. USA plays Latvia tomorrow morning in their first game. Here's the pre-tourney power rankings, for your amusement. I'll keep you abrest of the tournament as it proceeds, since the US media doesn't even know it exists. 1. | 
| CANADA The IIHF World Ranking says #1, so it's got to be true | 2. | 
| RUSSIA Slava Bykov roots against Washington and Pittsburgh | 3. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Jagr is back, but Vokoun they lack | 4. | 
| SWEDEN Linus Omark, please give us more YouTube goodies | 5. | 
| FINLAND Like a certain car company not named Skoda, we try harder | 6. | 
| UNITED STATES Sort of young, sort of talented, as usual | 7. | 
| SWITZERLAND Dreaming the impossible dream: a bronze medal | 8. | 
| SLOVAKIA Hey, who needs Chara when you've got Valabik? | 9. | 
| BELARUS Grabovsky is eager to fight--for the glory of Belarus | 10. | 
| GERMANY Gelsenkirchen is bigger than PostFinance Arena! Ha ha! | 11. | 
| NORWAY The polar bear remains an at-risk species | 12. | 
| LATVIA Still crazy after all these years | 13. | 
| DENMARK Per Bäckman's all right, but he ain't no Per Djoos | 14. | 
| AUSTRIA Welcome back, and how long will you be staying with us? | 15. | 
| FRANCE We await President Sarkozy's opinion of Dave Henderson | 16. | 
| HUNGARY Who are you, and how did you get in here? |
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ESPN Fantasy is TERRIBLE
posted by Geoff on December 1, 2008 @ 11:16PM
OK...can anyone tell me where our Fantasy hockey league is? I used to be able to go from Fantasy football to Fantasy hockey and my team info would be in the upper right pane. Now it just says "2009 registration has ended" and there is no where for me to see my fantasy teams, even when logged in. I vote next year, we return to Yahoo.
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Fantasy Hockey Draft today at 2pm EST!
posted by GJ on September 28, 2008 @ 10:52AM
Emails went out last night, explaining this year's changes--look for it in your inbox for the email set up for your ESPN account. Good luck in the draft today!
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