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Red Bull Crashed Ice
posted by Marc on May 16, 2010 @ 1:49PM

This is the coolest sport I've never heard of:

3 comments | Tags: sports, hockey, video

Not quite the Bruins
posted by Marc on December 13, 2009 @ 10:02AM

But still better than the Oilers:

 

2 comments | Tags: hockey, video, funny

Now that is a cool goal!
posted by Geoff on October 19, 2009 @ 10:09AM

8 comments | Tags: hockey, video

Game Sevens!!!
posted by GJ on May 13, 2009 @ 8:10AM

Over the next two nights, there will be three Game Sevens played--I haven't seen anything like this that I can recall.

Boston has stormed back from being down 3-1 to Carolina and take on the Canes in Boston Thursday.

Anaheim and Detroit have been trading games back and forth.  Detroit hosts Anaheim in Detroit Thursday.

The Capitals and Penguins are also having a whale of a series--Caps went up 2-0, Pens won three straight, and the Caps forced Game 7 with an OT winner on Monday.  Caps are hosting Pittsburg tonight for their final game.

All of these games will be on VS (possibly the NHL network for the second game on Thursday, VS will join it in progress if possible).  You might want to catch them, even if you don't normally watch hockey.  Game Sevens tend to be special affairs, and are steeped in hockey history and tradition.  Exciting stuff!

13 comments | Tags: hockey

IIHF Elimination Results / Power Ranking
posted by GJ on May 6, 2009 @ 3:41PM

1.

RUSSIA
Ivan Drago's rough on Rocky--and next-door neighbours

2.

CANADA
Still great, but not the best way to Finnish

3.

FINLAND
Even when we win, there's something to complain about

4.

SWEDEN
We are Tre Kronor, and we like quarterfinals. :)

5.

CZECH REPUBLIC
Czechin' 'em off, one by one

6.

UNITED STATES
Do you believe in miracles? Uh, probably not

7.

LATVIA
Thanks for the reality check, Russia, and the help, USA

8.

BELARUS
Prepping trash talk (“Kovalchuk, you're a lousy balalaika player!”)

9.

SWITZERLAND
"And it seems to me he coached this team like a candle in the wind"

10.

SLOVAKIA
miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether?

11.

NORWAY
All the trolls are cheering in the fjords

12.

FRANCE
We won't have quarterfinals, but we'll always have Paris

13.

DENMARK
Bods, you made Gretz proud

14.

AUSTRIA
Boo to Germany!

15.

GERMANY
"AUS! AUS! AUS! Das Spiel ist aus! Deutschland ist Weltmeister, schlägt Ungarn 2 zu 1."

16.

HUNGARY
See you next time (hopefully before 2079)

Results in the comments.

10 comments | Tags: hockey

IIHF Power Ranking for May 1, 2009
posted by GJ on May 4, 2009 @ 10:49AM

1.

CANADA
Wham, bam, thank you, Stamkos

2.

RUSSIA
Rah, rah, Kalinin, Russia's greatest goals machine

3.

FINLAND
Oh Kapanen, My Kapanen

4.

UNITED STATES
How do you like them freedom fries?

5.

SWEDEN
6-5, 6-5...what is this, the 1987 Canada Cup final?

6.

LATVIA
Switzerland, you just got Masalskis-ed

7.

CZECH REPUBLIC
Strange but true: Blatak has twice as many goals as Jagr

8.

BELARUS
Beating Sweden is more fun, but Norway will do

9.

SWITZERLAND
Can they or canton they?

10.

SLOVAKIA
If Jozef Golonka had played, we would have won

11.

NORWAY
Maybe we'll scare Canada if we dress up like Dimmu Borgir

12.

FRANCE
Mon Dieu, freedom fries are so 2003

13.

AUSTRIA
Does this other Thomas guy make $7 million too?

14.

DENMARK
Starring Peter Regin as "The Happy Prince"

15.

GERMANY
We can't score, but we look good in lederhosen

16.

HUNGARY
On the bright side, there's no swine flu here yet

Qualification Round is wrapping up.  The Americans need to beat the Swiss today if they plan to keep playing, but even if they do, they won't make it far in the single elimination bracket.  There are a lot of good teams out there this year, and the USA isn't one of them.  :(

3 comments | Tags: hockey

IIHF Power Ranking #3
posted by GJ on April 30, 2009 @ 4:05PM

1.

CANADA
More powerful than a Tim Horton's doughnut

2.

RUSSIA
Kovy is kruisin'

3.

SWEDEN
Wow, that was just like playing Finland

4.

FINLAND
Shut up, Sweden--we won too!

5.

CZECH REPUBLIC
Some guy called "Niko-las" kept scoring on us

6.

SWITZERLAND
Following the Gospel According to Ralph

7.

UNITED STATES
IIHF.com would never question Ron Wilson's integrity

8.

LATVIA
Sorry, Austria (well, not THAT sorry)

9.

BELARUS
We beat Hungary: potato pancakes all around!

10.

SLOVAKIA
Should add Peter Stastny for the next round

11.

NORWAY
Tommy Jakobsen isn't getting older, he's getting better

12.

FRANCE
Forget the Habs--we are the Flying Frenchmen

13.

DENMARK
We've seen this Lars von Trier movie before

14.

GERMANY
Everybody but us can get relegated--how sweet is that?

15.

HUNGARY
Magical Magyars? What Magical Magyars?

16.

AUSTRIA
Two goals in three games? Call Dr. Freud now!

3 comments | Tags: hockey

IIHF Power Ranking Update
posted by GJ on April 28, 2009 @ 2:27PM

Scores will continue to be posted in the comments.  See the previous post for the first three days of action.  This one will cover the rest of the preliminary round.  Now, on with the power rankings:

1.

CANADA
Against Hungary, Martin St. Louis stood tall

2.

RUSSIA
Everything is proceeding as Klaus Zaugg has foreseen

3.

CZECH REPUBLIC
Scandinavians are easy!

4.

FINLAND
Ah, but Finns aren't Scandinavians

5.

UNITED STATES
Dustin Brown is playing like a King

6.

SWITZERLAND
Signing with the Isles: $20 million. Beating Germany in OT: Priceless.

7.

LATVIA
WE HAVE THE BEST, NOISIEST, AND BLONDEST FANS!!!

8.

SWEDEN
These former Soviet republics are really starting to get on our nerves

9.

BELARUS
A Mezin grace, how sweet the saves...

10.

SLOVAKIA
Please don't blame the referee

11.

GERMANY
We want a new bylaw--all goalies must be named Dimitri

12.

DENMARK
You can allow five goals a game and win--if you're the '84 Oilers

13.

NORWAY
See Denmark

14.

FRANCE
Never get involved in an ice war in Asia

15.

HUNGARY
Rubbing the Attila the Hun figurine is not working

16.

AUSTRIA
Easy on the Sacher Torte, boys

5 comments | Tags: hockey

IIHF Power Rankings, Pre-tournament
posted by GJ on April 24, 2009 @ 12:13PM

Yep, it's time for the annual International Ice Hockey Federation World Championship (IIHF, WC) that is half dictated by what teams fail to make the Stanley Cup Playoffs, or are eliminated in the first round or two.  Exciting stuff, no doubt.  Last year, those dang Russians made off with the title, to the chargin of Canada.  No worries, though, the USA really never stood a chance but still managed to finish fairly strong.  Well, sort of, if you consider 6th place strong.  Hey, at least they haven't been relegated to the lesser divison anytime in recent memory!

Anyhow, the tournament just started today, and featured Russia pounding Germany 5-0 and Canada defeating Belarus 6-1. USA plays Latvia tomorrow morning in their first game.

Here's the pre-tourney power rankings, for your amusement.  I'll keep you abrest of the tournament as it proceeds, since the US media doesn't even know it exists.

1.

CANADA
The IIHF World Ranking says #1, so it's got to be true

2.

RUSSIA
Slava Bykov roots against Washington and Pittsburgh

3.

CZECH REPUBLIC
Jagr is back, but Vokoun they lack

4.

SWEDEN
Linus Omark, please give us more YouTube goodies

5.

FINLAND
Like a certain car company not named Skoda, we try harder

6.

UNITED STATES
Sort of young, sort of talented, as usual

7.

SWITZERLAND
Dreaming the impossible dream: a bronze medal

8.

SLOVAKIA
Hey, who needs Chara when you've got Valabik?

9.

BELARUS
Grabovsky is eager to fight--for the glory of Belarus

10.

GERMANY
Gelsenkirchen is bigger than PostFinance Arena! Ha ha!

11.

NORWAY
The polar bear remains an at-risk species

12.

LATVIA
Still crazy after all these years

13.

DENMARK
Per Bäckman's all right, but he ain't no Per Djoos

14.

AUSTRIA
Welcome back, and how long will you be staying with us?

15.

FRANCE
We await President Sarkozy's opinion of Dave Henderson

16.

HUNGARY
Who are you, and how did you get in here?

2 comments | Tags: hockey

ESPN Fantasy is TERRIBLE
posted by Geoff on December 1, 2008 @ 11:16PM

OK...can anyone tell me where our Fantasy hockey league is? I used to be able to go from Fantasy football to Fantasy hockey and my team info would be in the upper right pane. Now it just says "2009 registration has ended" and there is no where for me to see my fantasy teams, even when logged in.

I vote next year, we return to Yahoo.  

7 comments | Tags: fantasy, hockey, espnsux

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