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Onstar, you suck!
posted by GJ on September 21, 2011 @ 6:15AM
Oh, Onstar...you bogus knight in shining armor, you. You know the service--pay them a fairly outrageouly monthly or yearly fee for something they like to call "peace of mind," that will do the following: - notify them if the airbags go off so they can call emergency responders.
- send you monthly emails about the health of your car...well, some parts of it anyhow.
- turn by turn directions in an age when smartphones and TomToms are everywhere.
- expensive hands-free calling in the age of bluetooth.
- unlock service if you lock the keys in your car
Of course, should you decide that even the cheap level of service (safe & sound) is too much money, cancelling the service is painful. The rep goes overboard in explaining how dangerous it is for you and especially your loved ones if they crash in an area where there are no observers to call 9-11--a pretty rare occurrence when you look at the whole picture of typical crashes, but whatever. In any case, they are using emotional blackmail, which is Sleazy. See what I did there? :) Now comes this little gem: they track you whether or not you are a subscriber. You may not be on the front lines of the privacy war (hint: still use facebook?) but this change is a deep push into your rights. What they're saying is, they reserve the right to sell your position and speed data to anyone. The government? Your insurer (both car and health)? Your employer? Do you see the potential for abuse? How about private investigators? I can promise you that divorce attornies will love this right away. Anyhow, if you are a former subscriber, you'd be wise to watch for the email from Onstar and take the time to call them to demand they drop this surveillance that you get no compensation for.
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