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Please Run, Ms. Bachmann
posted by GJ on April 4, 2011 @ 12:19PM
I hear you're seriously thinking about running for President in 2012, Michele. Please do. Debates are so much fun when crazy people are on the stage. You're positively nucking futs. Remember when you hid in the bushes to spy on a gay rights rally? Or the time you told your congregation that God told you to run for Congress? How about the time you were held against your will by those two lesbians in a public restroom? Whew! Almost didn't make it out alive of that one. I think my favorite has to be your status as a big Tea Partier. One who gets a LOT of funds from the government for your precious farm. Yes, I think you should run. Somebody pass the popcorn!
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