1. | 
| RUSSIA Ivan Drago's rough on Rocky--and next-door neighbours |
2. | 
| CANADA Still great, but not the best way to Finnish |
3. | 
| FINLAND Even when we win, there's something to complain about |
4. | 
| SWEDEN We are Tre Kronor, and we like quarterfinals. :) |
5. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Czechin' 'em off, one by one |
6. | 
| UNITED STATES Do you believe in miracles? Uh, probably not |
7. | 
| LATVIA Thanks for the reality check, Russia, and the help, USA |
8. | 
| BELARUS Prepping trash talk (“Kovalchuk, you're a lousy balalaika player!”) |
9. | 
| SWITZERLAND "And it seems to me he coached this team like a candle in the wind" |
10. | 
| SLOVAKIA miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether? |
11. | 
| NORWAY All the trolls are cheering in the fjords |
12. | 
| FRANCE We won't have quarterfinals, but we'll always have Paris |
13. | 
| DENMARK Bods, you made Gretz proud |
14. | 
| AUSTRIA Boo to Germany! |
15. | 
| GERMANY "AUS! AUS! AUS! Das Spiel ist aus! Deutschland ist Weltmeister, schlägt Ungarn 2 zu 1." |
16. | 
| HUNGARY See you next time (hopefully before 2079) |