1. | 
| CANADA
More powerful than a Tim Horton's doughnut |
2. | 
| RUSSIA
Kovy is kruisin' |
3. | 
| SWEDEN
Wow, that was just like playing Finland |
4. | 
| FINLAND
Shut up, Sweden--we won too! |
5. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC
Some guy called "Niko-las" kept scoring on us |
6. | 
| SWITZERLAND
Following the Gospel According to Ralph |
7. | 
| UNITED STATES
IIHF.com would never question Ron Wilson's integrity |
8. | 
| LATVIA
Sorry, Austria (well, not THAT sorry) |
9. | 
| BELARUS
We beat Hungary: potato pancakes all around! |
10. | 
| SLOVAKIA
Should add Peter Stastny for the next round |
11. | 
| NORWAY
Tommy Jakobsen isn't getting older, he's getting better |
12. | 
| FRANCE
Forget the Habs--we are the Flying Frenchmen |
13. | 
| DENMARK
We've seen this Lars von Trier movie before |
14. | 
| GERMANY
Everybody but us can get relegated--how sweet is that? |
15. | 
| HUNGARY
Magical Magyars? What Magical Magyars? |
16. | 
| AUSTRIA
Two goals in three games? Call Dr. Freud now! |
