| 1. | 
| CANADA Against Hungary, Martin St. Louis stood tall |
2. | 
| RUSSIA Everything is proceeding as Klaus Zaugg has foreseen |
3. | 
| CZECH REPUBLIC Scandinavians are easy! |
4. | 
| FINLAND Ah, but Finns aren't Scandinavians |
5. | 
| UNITED STATES Dustin Brown is playing like a King |
6. | 
| SWITZERLAND Signing with the Isles: $20 million. Beating Germany in OT: Priceless. |
7. | 
| LATVIA WE HAVE THE BEST, NOISIEST, AND BLONDEST FANS!!! |
8. | 
| SWEDEN These former Soviet republics are really starting to get on our nerves |
9. | 
| BELARUS A Mezin grace, how sweet the saves... |
10. | 
| SLOVAKIA Please don't blame the referee |
11. | 
| GERMANY We want a new bylaw--all goalies must be named Dimitri |
12. | 
| DENMARK You can allow five goals a game and win--if you're the '84 Oilers |
13. | 
| NORWAY See Denmark |
14. | 
| FRANCE Never get involved in an ice war in Asia |
15. | 
| HUNGARY Rubbing the Attila the Hun figurine is not working |
16. | 
| AUSTRIA Easy on the Sacher Torte, boys |