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Gas Hog
posted by Steve on February 1, 2008 @ 6:30PM

Man, I had no idea how much I really spend on gas for the car(s).  I just received my year end summary from the credit car I always use, and from April 30th of this past year to 12/31, I spent about $2300 on gas!  And that's only 2/3 of the year!  Holy crap!  Granted, gas prices haven't helped any....

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I HATE plumbing!!!
posted by Steve on January 30, 2008 @ 10:46PM

Ugh.  What a day.  Last night, before going to bed around midnight, I heard my well pump cycle.  Hmm, that's weird, I thought, as I've been sitting behind the computer for the past two hours.  Maybe a toilet is running.  About 10 minutes later, it cycles again.  Hmm.  I'll go jiggle the handle in a second.  A few minutes later, it cycles again.  Well, I'm done on the computer, but the fact I've noticed it cycle 3 times so quickly sparks a little worry in me.  So before heading to check the toilets, I wander down to the basement.  Crap, I hear running water.  Splash, I step in a big puddle as I step off the last step.  Crap.  Well, the leak was obviously easy to find, as it was spraying water with some vigor. 

So the first thing I think to do is shut the well pump off.  Done.  Still spraying.  Ok, lets shut the valves off on the other side of the basement, that connect to most of the rest of the house.  Ok, still spraying.  Oooh, better idea, open those valves back up, run upstairs and turn a few faucets on to drain the house.  Cool, that kills the spraying pretty quickly. 

Ok, time to take it in, how bad is it?  Doesn't look good.  All three of the very large carpets down there are fully soaked.  Like you step on them and water comes up over your shoe.  So, I go and get my little 2.5 gallon shop vac going.  I realize within about 30 minutes that this is going to take forever.  So, I give up on the clean up for a moment and go try to see what caused the leak.  Turns out, an iron 90 degree fitting sprung a leak right in the middle of the bend.  Strange place for a leak, huh?  It's the first joint from where water enters my house.  Remember that fact.   

I run out to Meijer to see if they have any plumbing fittings, which of course they don't.  By the time I get home, it's about 1:30 AM, and I realize I'm not going to make much progress that night.  I have the leak stopped, and I thought I made a sizeable dent in evacuating the water, as I'd sucked up about 30 gallons already.  So I fire the computer back up, send a note to my boss that I won't be in on Wendesday due to the leak, and I go to bed. 

I wake up the next morning, and take stock of what I need to fix the leak.  Looks like aside from a new 90 degree cast iron 90 degree fitting, I need to replace an adapter, a tee, and a 90 degree copper elbow, as they are all located to close to the failed iron fitting to be reused.  So I go buy all the replacement stuff, as well as flux, solder, 120 grit sand paper, a pipe brush, and a pipe cutter.  I go through and sweat the pipes to what I think is good enough.  Talk about a pain though, I was using a propane torch to heat the pipes, and it took forever to heat each joint.  Had I known it would take this long I would have busted out my oxy-acetylene torch.  Oh well.  I've also spent several hours sucking up more water, about another 70 gallons.  Oh, I picked up a stronger, bigger shop vac while I was at Lowes buying the plumbing supplies (on the second of my trips there already, as I forgot something my first trip there).  So I finally get the nerve to turn the pump back on and see what happens.  Leaks at three of my 7 joints.  Great.  

So, realizing I'm not good at sweating pipes just yet, I call Joe and ask his thoughts.  He suggests getting the swagelock style plastic fittings.  Cool, I'll give that a shot.  Only catch is, I still have to solder one joint, to get from the 1" iron fitting down to a 3/4" copper pipe.  Well, all said and done, about 9:00 tonight I fired the well pump back up and it seems to be flowing water without leaks finally!   

It took a long time, though most of the time was spent vaccuuming up water.  It's still not totally dry down there, as the carpets hold on to so much water I can't believe it.  I'll work on it again tomorrow, but at least now I can finally take a shower.

So remember how I told you to remember the fact that this was the first fitting in the house before the valves that shut the water off from the rest of the house?  Well, some guys at work had convinced me to just shut the valves off and leave the well pump powered while I'm out of town.  If you don't, the water pressure in the well head can drop to zero, and then sediement can fall down into the well pump and damage it.  Well you know what?  I don't care.  Had this happened on January 4th, water would have been flowing into my basement for over two weeks before I got home to find it.  Now THAT would have sucked....  Anyhow, lesson learned, shut the well pump off before leaving out of town.  No doubt about it. 

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How the Cold War Was Ended
posted by GJ on January 28, 2008 @ 4:17PM

Think you know that Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Sweet Home Alabama?"  You are in for a treat.  May I present the Lenigrad Cowboys, accompanied by the Soviet Red Army Choir.  Glasnost, indeed!

 

 

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More Liberal Propaganda Masquerading As Entertainment
posted by GJ on January 23, 2008 @ 10:10AM

1 comment | Tags: video, funny, politics

Cloverfield
posted by GJ on January 22, 2008 @ 5:08PM

So, no suprise, I went to see Cloverfield.  You know, the Giant Monster From Who Knows Where Is Attacking New York With Abandon movie.

I prepared for this daunting task by first steeling myself and watching Dragon Wars last week.  Let's just say that was entertaining, but only sort-of a monster movie.  I wouldn't recommend it to most folks though.

Next up, The Host.  This was a freaking awesome monster movie.  It's another Korean flick, like Dragon Wars, but this one is quirky beyond belief and yet has the best freaking monster I think I've ever seen in a monster movie--and you get to see it a LOT.  I promise you, you'll never see a more acrobatic monster--one that has trouble running on dry land, however.  :) This movie start fast, and much to your own surprise, you'll be rooting for the totally dsyfunctional family at the center of this film as they take on the monster all on their own.

So, Cloverfield.  It didn't make me seesick, but I wouldn't recommend sitting close to the screen.  Was it cool?  Yes--the monster was cool.  The characters?  Not so much--other than the camera dude Hud, and Lily, the fiancee of the protagonist's brother (got all that?) are even slightly appealing.  Pure and simple, this is a tale of panic, fear, bravery, a hint of redemption and a lot of death and destruction.  It's not the best movie by any stretch, but it sure was interesting.  Well, the last 60 minutes or so were--the first 15 (the party you see in the trailers) is pathetic, but just as it becomes more than you can bear, the action starts up and just keeps firing for the rest of the film.

It won't leave you warm and fuzzy--probably more shell-shocked then anything else.  Spoilers?  Nope.  See the movie if you're that interested.

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Deke of the Year
posted by GJ on January 21, 2008 @ 12:00PM

In case you missed Rick Nash's latest masterpiece, check out this deke.

3 comments | Tags: hockey, video

Worst Video Game Ever!
posted by GJ on January 18, 2008 @ 9:17AM

I dare you to play it.

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Unintentionally Hilarious
posted by GJ on January 16, 2008 @ 9:46AM

Do hop on over to Astrological Magazine's website to say goodbye, for the venerable rag of stupidity distrubution is shutting down.  Be sure to read the reason why they are shutting down.  You'd be wise to don your irony helmet, too.

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Wedding Photos
posted by Geoff on January 13, 2008 @ 4:08PM

Hey Guys, we finally finished thumb through the 1500+ photos, and uploaded them all to shutterfly.

Go to http://baumbachwedding.shutterfly.com/

Password is in the comments section 

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Skeptic Jokes
posted by GJ on January 11, 2008 @ 10:29AM

James "The Amazing" Randi, perhaps the most recognizable curmudgeon skeptic of our time, has offered one million dollars to anyone who can demonstrate any sort of paranormal activity whatsoever.  He's had many applicants, but of course the big fish (I'm talking about you, John Edward, Sylvia Browne, Uri Geller and James VanPraagh) won't even consider applying for fear their very profitable businesses would take a hit should they be proven to be frauds.  Oh, wait.  Never mind, people are stupid, it wouldn't matter.  Anyhow, my point in all this is that he's taking the million dollars off the table in two years, so if you have some way to read people's minds, or move objects with your mind, or make any kind of homeopathy potion actually work, you'd better get moving!

Anyhow, here's a fairy amusing Sylvia joke (if you don't know what cold reading is, you may not get it) that I came across while reading the James Randi Educational Forum newsletter today:

Intercom: Paging Sylvia Brown - please pick up the white courtesy phone. You only have two years left to claim your million bucks.

Sylvia: You're thinking of an “D” or a “T.” Do you have a relative named Frank?

Hotel worker: No. I'm just here to point you toward the courtesy telephone.

Sylvia: Does Frank have a phone?

Hotel worker: I don't know any Frank.

Sylvia: Check with your parents, dear. And you really should take more zinc.

Hotel worker: You need to call Mr. Randi. The courtesy phone...

Sylvia: It's in the hallway. I know.

Hotel worker: No, it's in the break room with the vending machines.

Sylvia: Well, I obviously need to go through the hallway to get to the break room. Little white plastic phone on the wall, next to the soda machine, right?

Hotel worker: No, it's red and it's on the center table. Look, if you'll just go down the hall...

Sylvia: Is the table made of zinc?

Hotel worker: I'm getting my manager.

 

OK, don't feel bad if you didn't get it.  Try this one on for size:  Q:  How do you get holy water?  A:  Boil the hell out of it. 

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