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NHL's self-inflicted wounds are sickening
posted by GJ on February 1, 2005 @ 8:14AM

Written by Kurt Jessen of Delmar NY:



Note: turns out, this is on the Albany Times-Union's web site. I only posted it here because I wanted to share it--you can get the official version from here.



The NHL as we know it quietly passed away Friday night. No one noticed, and no one seemed to care.



Sure, some of us knew she was sick. A lot of us knew she was really sick. We knew our game was in trouble, but we were sure that somehow, it would all turn out OK. Someone in the NHL or the NHLPA would see that was a problem, and would get to work on it long before the ambulance arrived to take away the body.



We cheered for Ray Borque in 2001, as he finally got to hoist the Cup, the crowning achievement in the career of one of the greatest blue-liners ever to play the game. And we pretended there wasn't a problem. Little did we know, this was to be the last of the Stanley Cup Finals between big-money teams.



We tried to ignore it in 2002, as the we pulled for the upstart Hurricanes to bring down the Detroit juggernaught. All that talent. All that skill. All that money. Not to worry. There were still two more seasons before the warranty expired. Surely, someone was working on it by now.



In 2003, the Cinderella Ducks tried to pull off another upset. Another battle between high-priced talent and just plain talent. We knew now it was time to go to work. In between the trades, the drafts and the search for new rules, we knew the must be working on a new agreement. There was only one more year to go, and so much to fix.



But we hoped.



The 2004 finals brought together a pair of sub-$40-million teams, and capped one of the most exciting playoffs in recent memory.



Tampa 2, Calgary 1. That score is still posted on any number of web sites. Why? Because it was the last hockey game played in the NHL.



When the final buzzer sounded on that first Monday night in June, we knew that unless the players and the owners got together over the summer and got to work, there may not be hockey in October. We knew they knew. They knew we cared. And we feared they didn't.



And we hoped.



We waited and watched, as the draft came and went without a new proposal. We listened interminably to the sound of silence, as July became August, and August gave way to September. We watched, sure that the negotiations would now begin in earnest, with the end date weeks away.



And we hoped.



When the chains went on in the middle of September, and we were told the lockout had officially begun, we knew now the negotiations had to start. We were sure they would. No one could fathom a season without hockey.



While we watched and waited, the leaves changed, the wind quickened, and opening day came and went. No pucks were dropped, no penalties were called, and no goals were scored.



And we hoped, though in the U.S., half of us had no idea there was no hockey and more than half of the others didn't care.



Those of us who care watched and waited, knowing that 10 years earlier, they still played. Sure, it was only 48 games. That's more than half a season. The Cup made its way, first around the rink, and then around the world. So we waited. We knew there was time. Someone would find a way.



And we hoped.



Facing off in center ice, the owners and the players. On the owners' bench, we have businessmen. Billionaires. Gentlemen who, with some notable exceptions in Pittsburgh and Phoenix, have made money by being smart businessmen. Maybe not all hockey men, but men who thought it might be a good investment. A way to make more money, but maybe not much more to them than that. Maybe they cared about the game. Maybe they cared about the money. But surely they cared enough about one of those things to fix it.



On the players' bench, we have hockey players. Millionaires. Not all of them, but certainly more than a few. Certainly more than live in my neighborhood. Or my city. Men who made their millions by the sheer virtue of just a few things. They could skate a step faster, shoot a bit faster, turn a little quicker and pass more accurately than the thousands of kids across Canada and the northern U.S. who spent their childhoods skating on ponds and lakes in a hundred no-name burgs across the continent. Just a bit better than the children of parents who schlepped their kids to rinks at the crack of dawn so they could play. Surely these men, men who had loved the game their whole lives, they would find a way to fix it.



Or so we hoped.



They forgot why they play, and why we watch.



Here's the bottom line: It's time to stop hoping and start acting. Fix it. You broke it. And don't come back in two weeks with an offer of a 14-game season with 16 teams to go to a full playoff schedule. If that's the best you can do, just draw straws, shortest one gets the Cup.



Tampa Bay 2, Calgary 1. It mocks me from my Palm Pilot every morning.



Mr. Goodenow, Mr. Bettman, there is an old adage: "When you're finished, quit."



You are.



Please do.



The NHL slipped into a coma and died at 10:15 p.m. Jan. 28, after being removed from life support two hours earlier. There will be a funeral at an undisclosed date and time.



The league had no further comment.


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Heat is Back On!
posted by Geoff on January 31, 2005 @ 9:48PM

Well, after my furnace decided to shut down sometime Friday, my heat was finally restored this afternoon. The apartment reached a cool 46 degrees and is currently at 63....slowly coming back to normal. Thankfully I was able to retreat to the folk's house to warm up. Lots of fun!


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Scary Thought
posted by GJ on January 31, 2005 @ 12:48PM

Check out this story. Is anyone else frightened by this?

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Definition of a Blog according to Dave Barry
posted by GJ on January 31, 2005 @ 11:29AM

We would define the term "blog" as "a complete waste of time." This is also how we would define the terms "hobby," "customer service" and "United States Congress."

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Kodak photo order coupon
posted by GJ on January 28, 2005 @ 10:17AM

Kodak is offering a special discount to all Experian offices -- an instant 40% discount towards ordering Kodak photos online from their digital cameras ! All orders are processed and mailed back nationwide the same business day.



The instant 40% discount is offered to all Experian employees, affiliates, and their families. To instantly save 40%, on the www.30minphotos.com order page enter this promo code: EXPERIAN.



I'll continue to post any other Experian offers that you may participate in as I get them.

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OK, so this being a blog, here's some blog material:
posted by GJ on January 28, 2005 @ 9:37AM

Smorgasborg today:



Carlin quote: "What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch? I have trouble selecting a wine in the morning. Sometimes I give up."



Iraq elections: This weekend we get to see if the Prez was smart pushing for elections given the state of things in Iraq, or if it's a major mistake and pushes back efforts to stabilize Iraq even more.



It figures: the only lock on my car not responding to my remote (due I'm sure to the -12F weather) would just happen to be the driver's door. What's even funnier--this has happened to me on two other cars, and it is ALWAYS the driver's door. Must be related to usage is all I can figure.



Train wreck in CA: Does it seem ironic that the guy who caused this huge wreck by attempting suicide and then chickening out is now up for the death penalty? Am I the only one thinking "give this guy a bedsheet in his jailcell and save the taxpayers a ton of dough"?



NHL Lockout: The NHL, were it to resume in the next month, would have basically a two month season and then the playoffs. Maybe they should do that EVERY year--the season is far too long today. We could do two tournaments a year like that!




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Get Your GMail!
posted by Marc on January 26, 2005 @ 6:16PM

Anyone want a Gmail web based e-mail address (Don't be confused by this, Gmail offers Mail forwarding and POP3 access (Now most of your are probably confused (One more nested parenthesis for good measure)))?



Anyways, if you're looking for one, post a comment and I can send you an invite.

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Changed the sidebar again...
posted by GJ on January 26, 2005 @ 5:51PM

Got rid of the "post an item to this blog" link...duhhhh, just click the BlogThis link at the very top to add a new post.



Oh, by the way....you are indeed allowed to post. So don't be shy!

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You MUST see this movie!
posted by GJ on January 26, 2005 @ 1:17PM

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow hit the DVD shelves this week. If you haven't seen this movie, give this one a try. It's part science fiction, part hard-boiled detective story, and 100% alternate universe.



While the idea behind it isn't completely original (come on, what movie ever really is? Don't you dare say Star Wars or the Matrix!), it is very entertaining and fun to behold.



Of course, not everyone liked it. Critics were a mixed bag--many loved it, many despised it. Not many thought it was just "average." It's not the best movie ever made--but one that you'll enjoy if you've ever enjoyed an old-time-style science fiction extravaganza.


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Carlin Quote of the Day
posted by GJ on January 26, 2005 @ 9:43AM

I wonder if an Elvis impersonator could ever get famous enough so that someone who looked like him could become a celebrity lookalike. Is there room in this culture for an Elvis impersonator lookalike? Probably.


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